Sunday, December 14, 2008
Just happen to read the booklet of "botak jones" that my sis brought back when she had it with her tutor,some jokes are quite funny, so i decided to share here!!haha...
1st one: A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass and a mallet.
"Whats that big brass gong?" oone of the guests asked. "It's not a gong, its a talkin clock," the runk replied
"A talkin clock?"asked his friends in astonishment."yup" replied the drunk.
"Hows it work?" the friends asked, squinting at it."watch this" the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall scramed,"You asshole, it's three-fifteen in the morning!"
2nd: If people from Poland called poles, why aren;d people from Hollands called holes?haha
it ended @ 12:10 AM
love was found in Rome; in 1957
